Ball Jokes.

I was getting my balls sucked by a Sainsbury's checkout girl last night. Unfortunately she started to gag when she swallowed a pube.

She didn't find it at all amusing that instead of assisting her I just said "unexpected item in the bagging area."

What have a Christmas tree and an impotent man got in common?
They both have balls for decoration.

Two guys are walking down the street and see a dog on the lawn licking his balls.
So one guy says to the other, "Man, I sure wish I could do that".
The other guy says, "Don't you think you ought to pet him first?"


Some people say it's sick and perverted to be a flasher.
I think it shows a lot of balls.